Hello world, Maddy here

The strangeness of my brain laid out for your enjoyment

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februarythegirl:

here’s a little draco haha

(send me a ✏️ for a fansign like this!)

Thanks C:

Fortune cookies aren’t half this… interesting back home.

Fortune cookies aren’t half this… interesting back home.

paradisdesbilles:

favourite tropes + SETTING UPDATE

Adaptations of old stories will frequently move them closer to the production in time and/or space, even if the original is only a couple of decades old.

Distinct from Recycled IN SPACE in that the purpose is to make the story more familiar and accessible, whereas that trope is often based around transplanting a story into a less familiar setting. Also, by its nature, a Setting Update is typically made long after the original, whereas a Recycled Premise is usually a Me Too made to cash in on hot demand. Sometimes, especially with the more radical changes, it can be a genuinely clever analogy.

thedashinghoodlum:

noobomi:

Test Subject— There you are.

Looking for some loose fitting leg wear to carry out further experimentation? Look no further! These comfy pants are perfect for all encounters with life-threatening test chambers!

Women’s

Men’s

Note: The Women’s version lacks pockets!!

Why don’t you just make the damn pockets?

hug-a-mermaid:

Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)

Gentlemen, welcome to The Diogenes Club.

sariinity:

Sherlock Holmes. Age 5.

sariinity:

Sherlock Holmes. Age 5.

coolator:

Batman v Superman looks amazing

a letter from the end of the first week of hogwarts

  • albus severus: dear mum and dad
  • albus severus: i was in the library today
  • albus severus: reading a book about previous heads of hogwarts
  • albus severus: and i would just like to say
  • albus severus: are you fucking serious
  • albus severus: i demand a name change immediately
  • albus severus: just literally anything else please
  • albus severus: fucking dobby kreacher potter for all i care
  • albus severus: sorry for swearing i just
  • albus severus: bloody hell
  • albus severus: yours sincerely,
  • albus severus: aragog fang potter or some shit

I am not afraid to keep on livingI am not afraid to walk this world alone

I am not afraid to keep on living
I am not afraid to walk this world alone

themarvellousmagnusbane:

voldemo:

I dont understand why, for a girl to be considered badass and strong in movies and books, she has to be tomboyish, not wear makeup and not like girly things?

Girls should be allowed to put on lipstick and flowery dresses then conquer the world by crushing the necks of their enemies under their 6 inch heels

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excluhsive:

When my mom gives me the phone to talk to my relatives

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Reblog if you’ve ever yelled at a book.

troyeisnotontyler:

kripke-is-my-king:

professionalcrazyfangirl:

polerin:

cannibalcoalition:

afoxnamedtod:

Are there people who don’t reblog this?

I can only assume that the ones who haven’t aren’t reading the right books.

FUCKING BOOKS.

If it doesn’t make you mad, it’s not good enough.

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Wait…. are we not supposed to yell at books?

stmungos:

theshipqueen:

friend: you speak french?
me: yeah
friend: say something in french!
me: je suis venu ici pour passer un bon moment et je suis honnêtement sentir si attaqué dès maintenant

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